Post by Brother Ben on Dec 4, 2006 14:24:34 GMT -5
The 23rd Channel
The T.V. is my shepherd, l shall not want.
It maketh me to lie down on the sofa: it leads me away from the scriptures.
It destroys my soul: it leads me into the paths of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibility, there will be no interruption: for the t.v. is with me; its cable and its remote control, they comfort me.
It prepares a commercial before me in the presence of my worldliness: it anoints my head with humanism and consumerism; my covering runneth over.
Surely ignorance and laziness shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house watching T.V. for ever.
The 23rd Psalm
The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.
WHICH 23rd IS YOURS?
