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Post by debelynne on Jul 31, 2005 23:32:05 GMT -5
I had a friend send these to me...I thought they were cute...had to share...Sister Debbie 1. Does a clean house indicate a broken computer? ;D 2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath I use, the bubbles are always white? 3. Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale? 4. Over the slot on my toaster is engraved "one slice". How many pieces of bread do they think I will try to stuff in that slot? 5. Isn't it true that the only difference between a yard sale and trash pick-up is how close to the road the stuff is placed? ;D 6. How come I never hear any father-in-law jokes? 7. This summer, how come folks try to keep their house cooler than what they set the heater for during the winter? ;D 8. Why is it that no matter WHAT hour of the night someone calls me and asks "Did I wake you?" I always answer "No"? 9. Considering the lint my wife pulls from the dryer, if we kept drying our clothes will they someday disappear? (Maybe THAT is what happens to those socks . . . ) 10. Why is it that 5/4ths of all people do not understand fractions? ;D
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