Three Monkey's Denounce Evolution

[Brother Ben]

Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they're said to be;
Said one to the others, now listen, you two,
There's a certain rumor that can't be true:
That man descended from our noble race,
The very idea is a disgrace!

No monkey ever deserted his wife -
Starved her babies and ruined her life;
And you've never known a mother monk
To leave her babies with others to bunk,
Or pass them on from one to another,
'Til they scarcely know who is their mother.

And another thing you'll never see;
A monk build a fence 'round a coconut tree
And let the coconuts go to waste,
Forbidding all other monks to taste.
Why, if I put a fence around a tree,
Starvation would force you to steal from me.

Here's another thing a monk won't do;
Go out at night and get on a stew,
Or use a gun or club or knife
To take some other monkey’s life.

Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss

But brother he didn’t descend from us!



(Author Unknown)

[benshelpmeet]

Here is one....


Three Chimps Met

Three Chimps met to talk one day,
About politics in the USA.
The issues that were clear to see,
Had made it to their jungle tree.

Said one Chimp to his monkey Mama,
They've elected one they call Obama,
And the reason we're all in a fuss,
Is because he says they came from us!

We must come up with a solution,
To denounce his claims of evolution.
They've all gone crazy, man,woman,and child,
And they say We are the ones that's wild!

No manly monk would choose the fate,
Of having another Man monk as his mate.
For God has always destroyed the nation,
That chose to practice this abomination!

Has no one dared stepped forth to worn,
Those who kill the babes unborn?
He's obviously listened to some fool,
We Chimps would never be so cruel.

And other things they do all day!
Too shameful for a noble monk to say!
Now you see the cause for all this fuss.
They've descended form something...
BUT IT IS"NT US!!!''

Signed, Three Concerned Chimps.


This was written when Obama became president, in concern for his stand for Evolution, Homosexual marriage, and Abortion.

We must remember to pray for President Obama, God can work in his life and change his heart and thinking.